A Day in the Life of Henry

A Day in the Life of Henry

There once was a boy, a very sarcastic boy, by the name of Henry Chance. Henry was an eight year old little boy that became the class clown of his third grade class by the second week of school. All of Henry’s class mates loved because of how amusing he was. But there was that “one kid” who hated him because all of Henry’s jokes were about this kid ad every chance that Henry got to make fun of him, he did. At one point in the school year Henry and this “one kid” got sat next to each other and every day Henry would make fun of “this kid”. Then one day came where Henry made a huge outburst in front of the whole class. He stood up on his wooden creaky chair and shouted in a very sarcastic voice,” I don’t know about you guys, but this kid sitting next to me is stinking up this entire classroom, anybody want to trade seats?”.
“The kid” sitting next to him stood up and said in a very furious tone of voice, “Well I wouldn’t be talking smelly Mic farty pants, every two seconds you are farting and filling up this room with gaseous toxins that make me gag, so maybe its yourself that your smelling!?”.
The bell rang for school to be dismissed so everyone but that “one kid” got up and left. As Henry was walking out the door, “the kid” got up and followed him out the door until they went on separate buses to go home. As they were both getting on to their busses Henry shouts, “ Hey “kid” don’t forget to take a shower tonight so you don’t stink tomorrow. Oh wait I forgot you don’t own a shower you use a hose to bath in your back yard”.
“ Haha your soooo funny Henry, maybe you should be a comedian when you grown up, oh wait! you couldn’t be, your NOT funny!”, shouted “that kid” while sticking his head out the window while the busses parted ways to take the kids home.